“this is vindication for a lot of people who have really suffered” ✊🏽
(via spongebobssquarepants)
Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is
Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.
His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.
gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther
#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"
tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.
wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades
Sorry it’s what to elves
So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth). But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven. To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk. So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.
This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.
Legolas said fuck the horizon
God I fucking love high fantasy
(via joshpeck)
hey kids if ur parents are abusive, dont be surprised if they suddenly change all their behaviors when u finally move out, if they start acting very nice and never even allude to all those times Before when they were treating u bad. this is a form of gaslighting and if u plan to keep distant from them as an adult, this may well be the defining characteristics of ur interaction w/ them. it’s tough to navigate this, because u will almost definitely wonder: was i abused? listen… when u sit in ur own home someday, maybe w/ a loved one, and things feel good, and the past feels far away, ur abuse was not made up. ur parents really did those things, and whether or not u want to keep them out of ur life or form a new dynamic w/ them, that’s up to u. but never let them make u believe they were always good to u.
this is 100% true
I hope all my followers stay safe
(via creepyautumnbaby)
hozier singing toxic on this the 20th day of march in the 2020th year of our lordt
(via iforgotmyurl)
the one pleasurable thing about all of this is i can just be outright rude to people and face 0 repercussions for it. i had this exact conversation about 20 times today:
“where is your [high demand product]?”
“we’re out of stock.”
“seriously?”
“we’ve been out of stock for days.”
“when will you get more in?”
“the distributors are out of stock so it depends on them. we’re ordering as much as we can.”
[incredulous staring as if they expect me to do something about this]
“… i don’t know what to tell you, everyone had the same idea as you but, like, three days ago.”
customer asked if we had hand sanitizer and i said “what do you think?” and there were no consequences whatsoever
fucks also out of stock lady
try again later
(via iforgotmyurl)
i’m begging them to call it literally anything else
You were my sister, Womanikin! I loved you!
(via joshpeck)
trevenanl-deactivated20200913:
boomers realizing that they’ve been rallying against healthcare for all during the spread of a disease that is most deadly for their demographic
See when you do clownery.
(via binches)
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pretty-little0ne-deactivated202:
I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
